Not since the great depression have so many sought to empty their accounts from a financial institution. Like the late great Savings and Loans Neteller has opened their doors for their customers to get their money while Neteller still has it. In an email sent today, Neteller announced the news...
Dear Degenerate, The NETELLER Plc Group has announced that the distribution of (stolen) funds to its US members will begin on July 30, 2007 (wonder how empty our accounts will be by August 1).
You are receiving this e-mail because our records reflect that you are a US member who may request funds from NETELLER (yes, the funds we when the U.S. Government destroyed our business plan and arrested our CEO and you may request them because it's not like anybody uses Neteller for anything but online gambling). As of July 30, you will be able to make a request for funds on NETELLER’s website by signing in to your account. In the meantime (even though we sent you this email on the 30th), you should visit our online FAQs for more information about the distribution plan.
Please note that US members will not be able to request funds from the NETELLER website after January 26, 2008 (you'll be shit out of luck but if we are still in business by the date that'll be a true Christmas miracle). NETELLER Plc Group
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